VIRGIL TWOBYFOUR’S WEEKLY ALMANAC
For the Week Commencing Monday 14th July 2025
(Also known as the Day of the Revolting Goose, St Elphick’s Finger, and the Eve of the Buttered Oak)…
For the Week Commencing Monday 14th July 2025
(Also known as the Day of the Revolting Goose, St Elphick’s Finger, and the Eve of the Buttered Oak)…
Well my dears, hasn’t it been scorchio? The kind of weather that causes pavements to shimmer and hats to become imperative rather than ornamental…
Well now, following on from this week’s glorious heatwave — and by glorious, I mean the sort of relentless, brow-mopping sunshine that makes the roses collapse sideways in despair….